What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?