What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which family member is always relieved?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?