Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

How can you make 7 even?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?