What game does a rabbit always win?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?