What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why are baseball games at night?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?