What sport are eggs the best at?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the most determined bird?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do stars go to college?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?