What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do termites go camping?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the salad say to its dad?