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What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?