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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?