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Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?