What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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