Why do legumes gossip so much?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which cats have the best manners?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?