What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do cows go to New York?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What are you studying in math?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Who does everyone's hair in space?