Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?