What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?