Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?