Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?