Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?