What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?