What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?