What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do you make a cow float?

How do horses navigate at night?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?