Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What's a bee's favorite novel?