Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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