Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What birds make average students?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?