What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why was the math book sad?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What dish does only a baseball player use?