My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of bow can't be tied?