What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?