Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?