Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?