Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do cows like to dance to?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?