What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the frog starve?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?