What do golfers drink on the green?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?