What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's black and white and red all over?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?