Why are books always so angry?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?