How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?