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How can you make 7 even?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What game does a rabbit always win?