Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
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