What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do dogs run in circles?
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