Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why are farmers so laid-back?