What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
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When do cows get tired?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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