Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a hike across the universe?