What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?