Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How do billboards talk?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?