What do you call a fly without wings?

Why was the bunny upset?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the mother rope say to her child?