What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's E.T. short for?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?