I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

How does a penguin build its house?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?