Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
I broke my finger!
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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