Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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