Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What animal knows kung fu?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why was the computer cold at work?