How do trees get access to the internet?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?