What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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