Why did the body of water think so much?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What car always breaks the rules?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a happy cowboy?