What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?