Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which big cat loves to drive?