What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a king's favorite weather?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
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