What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?