What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is the coolest country?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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