What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How do you arrest a pig?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?