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What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do fish do at parades?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?