What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How do fleas travel?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?