What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What bird is always sad?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call a short cow?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?