What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?