Families are like fudge.

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What game do bats excel at?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?