Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?