What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What fish sings the best?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?