What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?