Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?