What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are English teachers so smart?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?