What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do fish do at parades?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?