What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What animal has the most fun?