What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's the opposite of irony?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What should you wear to a tea party?

How do you send a message in the forest?