If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?