Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Mount Olive.
Which singer could always break a five?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is another name for a cow?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
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