What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
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What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did electricity win the race?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
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Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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