What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

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