What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
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