Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?