Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Which fly makes films?

Why do two skunks argue?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?