What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do runners watch so much TV?