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Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?