What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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