Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What does Santa call Christmastime?