What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What animal likes to party the most?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are books always so angry?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?