What do you give a sick pig?

Why are cars magic?

How did the toad die?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?