Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What does a cat go to sleep on?