How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What sweet treat never panics?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?