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Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How do you organize a space party?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?