Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the foal cough?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why do kids love theater classes?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?