Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What did the waiter ask the frog?