Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do hurricanes see?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
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