Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
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What do teachers do during summer break?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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