Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What food is a man's best friend?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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