Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Do dads always snore?
How do you care for a sick bird?
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