What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Who are Frosty's parents?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why are cars magic?

What day is your mom always right?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?