What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What animal always goes to heaven?