What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?