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What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

How do snowmen get information?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Which animals make the best football players?