Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a mouse's favorite game?