Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Which family member is always relieved?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

I'm not a bad putter.