What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What condiment has wings?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
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