What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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