What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
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