What farm animal is best at karate?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?