What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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