Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?