My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's a henway?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do mice bring on a picnic?