Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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