How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How long will dinner be?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?