Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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