What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?