Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you say to a really good barista?