Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do little monsters call their mother?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which tree can't stop crying?
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